The Cockney Matinee

Traditional Cockney entertainment at its best with absolutely no bad language at all

Price

£49
per person

Time

11:30 – 3:30

Group Size

25 – 114

Parking

Free coach & car parking

About the Show

Traditional Cockney entertainment at its best with absolutely no bad language at all. From the old Music Hall songs and flag waving war songs through to Chas & Dave and floor filling tunes from the 50s and 60s from top notch singer, keyboard, banjo & guitar player Pete George, this is a lovely afternoon out with singer and guitarist Pete George. In out, In out, shake it all about, you do the Okey Pokey and you turn around – THAT’S what its’a all about! Now in it’s 11th Year!

It’s a warm, friendly show that works brilliantly for clubs, coach groups and societies.

Group Booking Benefits

  • Free coach and car parking
  • One free place with groups of 40+
  • Free meal for coach drivers with groups of 25+

Afternoon Schedule

11:30 — Arrival

12:00 — Lunch served

13:00 — Show begins

14:00 — Dessert & tea interval

15:30 — Show finishes (approx.)

Lunch Menu

Main Course

Pie & Mash with Peas & choice of Vegetarian Gravy or Liquor (Parsley Sauce)

Gluten-free and vegetarian pies can be pre-booked.

Dessert

Strawberry Gateaux with optional cream

Chocolate & Orange Tart with optional cream (GF).

Drinks

Tea or coffee served with dessert

Dietary requirements: Vegetarian, gluten-free and other dietary needs can be catered for with advance notice.


Show Dates & Availability

Date Availability
19 March 2026Sold Out
22 April 2026Limited
27 May 2026Limited
04 June 2026Limited
23 September 2026Limited
07 October 2026Available

Booking Information

A deposit is required to secure your booking. Final numbers and balance payment are due 14 days prior to the performance date.

Enquiries: Phone: xxxx xxx xxx |  Email: bookings@xxx.xxx


Photos from Previous Shows


Cockney Matinee performers in costume
Cockney Matinee live performance
Audience members with performer
Audience dancing at the show
Cockney Matinee performers in costume
Cockney Matinee live performance
Audience members with performer
Audience dancing at the show


What Our Groups Say

“A wonderful afternoon — great food, brilliant entertainment and our group loved every minute.”

Group organiser